hey NSA guy reading my blog

dunglizard:

if you read this post you’re gay

birdfriender:

birdfriender:

I’m drunk  a little but how fucked up is it that how comes you can just press a key on a keyboard and that letter just appears on the screen

how the fuck did this get over 10k notes

glassraptor:

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

slimetony:

w3k:

slimetony:

ive never seen snow someone describe it to me

smells like water

its like im there

esbatz:

the club penguin staff would never treat their users like this is all im saying

the-place-where:

likesdinos:

jackmymeat420:

corginator:

jackmymeat420:

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this